Its Clean, I Swear

A common question at work goes as follow.....

" Can I have the key to the washroom"? (woman customer)
"Yeah, its the key for the men's though, the women's is out of order!" (me)
"Oh", says the woman customer with the most disgusted look on her face.
"Its clean, looks exactly like the women's, just on the opposite wall, and says men's on the door" (me)
"Oh okay, where the nearest mall washroom" (customer)

Are you kidding me?!?! Its a washroom, with nice tile, lighting, and nice smelling soap, with a toilet, and a sink. Now if that's not good enough for you, go to China and please try the hole in the ground or the trough style, they are fabulous, with the great smell of, well you know, sitting out in the hot air for quite sometime, and don't get me started on the fact that we can through our toilet paper into the toilet and not into a garbage can here. So the next time you need to pee think of where you could be going and then compare it to the nice washroom at Starbucks. You will feel like royalty if you choose Starbucks.

Cheers!
Mallory